Well, I guess its one of those moments you just have to laugh about….
We put our Christmas tree up on Sunday. As we’re putting it up Lisa and I both noticed it was smaller than we remembered it. My answer was to raise it up. We got some milk crates and a board to raid it on. When we were done, well could tell Lisa still wasn’t happy. So after Church on Sunday, we headed to Target to check out the trees. And when you think about it, artificial trees are pretty expensive for some metal rods, with plastic limbs attached and shipped from China.
In any case, man these trees are a whole lot different than the fake trees of our childhood. I can remember Dad fighting with ours every year. In fact it was from his youth. And whats amazing, I bought a tree when I was working at Target a few years ago, and it was basically the same thing, a pair of wires, twisted with the fake needles wrapped between. Sure, they have changed to hinged limbs so that you no longer have to sort out the limbs by length and put them in, and we’ve all seen the pre light trees…but when I got my Target one, they were basically variations on the old trees.
This year though, almost all the trees were pre-lit, and they look different. Gone are the days of the green flat plastic needles, now most have these molded needles that look remarkably real. Curved little needles, lifelike colors, limbs that look REAL! That combined with the pre-lit trees, and well you get something I didn’t expect…some pretty expensive trees. But Lisa wanted a new tree, so shop on I must.
But Home Depot and Target weren’t the places to look. And after looking at these trees, Lisa had resigned herself to not getting one. Heck, we’ve got a roof to get soon, and possible foundation work. But I could tell Lisa wasn’t happy, so in search of of better deals I must go. So On Monday after work, I went home and picked up Lisa and took her out to Home Depot and Lowe’s. And guess what, Lowe’s had some amazing deals going on. At that point they were running at 25% off, but that was scheduled to end on Monday Night. Well, all that meant was I needed to go out on Tuesday morning and get a tree for 50% off. Well it was still good money, but it was at least somewhat affordable at this point.
So I bought it. A 7.5′ Franklin Fir tree. A fake tree that had been sold not 72 hours earlier for twice as much. At least I got a deal. And at the very least I took home a tree to Lisa.
But that is about where the great news ends. I get it home, and this beast needs two people to bring it in. Then we start setting it up, and guess what…the area between the couches we have is too small. And to fix it, we had to switch the two of our couches to do it. So I came home on Wednesday (yes, day 4 of this saga) and began moving everything. Lisa had class so I thought I would get it all done by the time she got home. Well, moving couches means you find all the stuff underneath them. That included some mouse droppings from a recent mouse we had, and even the mouse that had died from D-Con. All this translates to the fact I wasn’t done with the tree by the time Lisa got home. Not even close.
So she got home, we finished it off, and then I put the up. Well, the problem with these beautiful trees with more than 3000 tips, is that you then have to arrange those 3000 tips. Ughh….Tons and tons of tips. Well by the end of Wednesday, I had moved the couches, and gotten the first of four layers of branches shaped. Yikes…
Man, at this rate I might have the tree up and decorated by Christmas. At least it will be a 7.5′ tree, instead of the small 6′ tree we had. Oh well








